e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

by electron100 June 1, 2010

e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

e-tarded

having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.

Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.

by bb0bbby January 8, 2009

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

E-tard

an engineering student

That kid from the e-school? What an e-tard.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

E-tard

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

E-tard

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

by Lamour April 24, 2008