Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.
Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
by electron100 June 1, 2010

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
by bb0bbby January 8, 2009

by lil miss May 19, 2006


to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends
Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL
E-tard: FORL
Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.
E-tard: FORL
Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.
by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

by Lamour April 24, 2008
