e tard

1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)

"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard

by aparanoidbw December 19, 2006

e tard

This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.

I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!

by Lisahere November 3, 2006

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.

Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.

by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025

e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy

+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"

by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006