Drunkacidal

A slang term used by ER medical personnel to describe patients who come to the ER, drunk, stating they want to kill themselves.

Nurse Sally: "Do you think that guy really wants to kill himself?" Nurse Betty: "No, he's just drunkacidal. Let him sleep it off and he won't even remember this in the morning."

by ER Nurse July 28, 2011

Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

drunkfail

1.) Noun. Pictures of you in any generally stupid, compromising or hard-to-explain situation posted on the Internet, especially somebody else's social networking site. Such behavior usually happens under the influence of mind-altering substances, hence the term "drunk," and is almost impossible to suppress if it's funny enough.

2.) Noun, as above except: Pictures of other people acting like idiots posted on your social networking profile.

*This term is often used in conjunction with phrases such as "go die," "you asshat," etc.

3.) Verb. Describes fallout/consequences of such pictures being posted on the Internet, especially high-traffic social networking sites.

"OMG! Why did you put that drunkfail up?! You asshat!"

"Dude, I took it down already! Go die, it's not my fault you drunkfailed out of a job."

by satyrwilder January 20, 2009

Drunkbay

Drunk-bay,

Drunken ebay. Often, if not always, resulting in some ridiculous purchases and/or shit you have no way of paying for.

Signing in on the online auction site after a period of heavy drinking, Waking up the next morning to find your self having purchased some incredibly stupid items, things that don't fit, costs way too much or all of the above

cook - "fuck man woke up this morning to a whole pile of random shit i drunkbayed last night"

bluett - "like what"

cook - "a $12 dollar suit, two clown costumes, an XXXL shirt and a waffle maker"

bluett - "fucking drunkbay"

by Yak Chef September 22, 2010

Drunkafied

Becoming Severely Intoxicated, usually within a short amount of time.

Hey man where were you last night? Sorry bro, I was so Drunkafied after drinking that handle I passed out.

by Storm109 February 24, 2011

Drunkaloo

something given as an attachment to the penis when a homosexual hindu baby is born, males specifically

Sonu's Drunkaloo attachment makes other gay hindu males attracted to him
Sonu: Hey Sanjay look at my drunkaloo
Sanjay: OHHHH YOOOOWWDAYYY!!!!!!!
Sonu: Here it comes
Sanjay: *uses Jizzle*

by jiggamancarefreeliving September 30, 2011

Drunkmark

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.

"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"

by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015