First draft syndrome 

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

First draft syndrome by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

canadian-draft 

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

canadian-draft by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

first draft 

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

first draft by brutalbrute October 22, 2013

Back Draft 

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass

After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass

Back Draft by Jb9231 March 13, 2011

Queef Draft 

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

Queef Draft by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

tappin' the draft 

Poor quality version of scopin' the Jope

Winksta thinks tappin' the draft is an acceptable phrase...

tappin' the draft by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

1st Round Draft Pick 

Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman

"Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"

1st Round Draft Pick by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004