bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...

hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia

by polarbearmike November 2, 2010

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Douchetin

A douche named Dustin

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin

by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010

Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009

douchier

when one person possesses a greater level of douche or douchiness and might quite possibly close to attaining the super douche status.

he was even douchier when he arrived on a seqway in those ridiculous pants?

by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005