doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

doncheadlesbiggestfan

don cheadles biggest fan. no one likes don more that doncheadlesbiggestfan. also the best mutual anyone can have

cool person: do you know doncheadlesbiggestfan?
another cool person: omg yes they are so cool.

by drstrangeswife August 25, 2021

Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

douchebabe

A douche bag that is extremely good looking.

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."

by Breezy231 December 22, 2010

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010