Douchenag

Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

douchenagl

A german twist to the word 'douchebag'.

- What a douchenagl!
- Trolololol!

by jjjjjjjjdb October 8, 2011

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

douchenozzle

Like a douche, but more fun to say

God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.

by R eezy February 5, 2015

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

doucheosaurus Rex

1.A Super Douche.
2.Someone Who is a Douche to an extreme degree.

guy 1:"Hes a douche
guy 2:"nah man, hes a super-douche"
guy 3:"He's a doucheosaurus Rex"

by Heavy Metal Valkyrie April 7, 2009

Douchenozzel

The lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches

John: I was at the pool hall when Jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
Doug: Yeah jeff is a real Douchenozzel!

by Antidouche August 26, 2009