Friend One: "I haven't had a douchement in a couple of weeks"
Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."
Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"
Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."
Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"
by Jackson's Holes June 14, 2013
Get the Douchement mug.Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.
by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010
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Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.
It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.
"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.
"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.
by novabeatnik March 18, 2014
Get the douchetentious mug.1. Doing the wrong thing, then later realizing that you could have gone about it in a much better fashion. Short for "douche bag angle".
2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.
2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.
Say a girl best described as "plain jane" that you see everyday gets a MAD makeover and like an ass you try to lay some smoothness on her only to be shot down with the realization that you knew her all along. If only you hadn't taken the douchebangle you'd probably be cozy with her right now.
Example in a sentence:
"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".
Example in a sentence:
"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".
by turdcutter January 13, 2008
Get the douchebangle mug.a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.
I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.
by kbesque July 6, 2010
Get the douchebanger mug.1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.
2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.
Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.
Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"
Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"
Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"
Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
by Mod-RSI-2,6-YOLO December 19, 2014
Get the Douchebelle mug.He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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