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doucheget

Someone who is both a douchebag and a fagget simultaneously.
"That kid owes me $2200 for my car!"

"What a doucheget"
by Zaq Hill May 1, 2006
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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008
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douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35
a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35
by thatb1tch March 19, 2010
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douchegag

A form of humor about being a douche -- often mistaken for actual douchery by people who don't know you very well. This is very similar to pretending to be a Bro in a humorous way. It is an attempt to be ironic by being more douchey than anyone who knows you would believe you were capable of.
NPH's entire character in How I Met Your Mother or in Harold and Kumar is a Douchegag.
or "Allow me to drop some knowledge on ya."
or "What were you saying? I couldn't hear you while you weren't cooking. Barefoot."
by NastyButler January 7, 2013
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doucheface mcassbag

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.
When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag
by brisleazy March 10, 2016
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douchebagery

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.
"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"
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