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my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.
by b0xxx November 26, 2010
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Douchebag Curl

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009
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Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.
by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006
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douchebagette

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort
by whatsupguy May 28, 2010
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douchebolical

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger
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Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter
Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!
by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005
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Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia
I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
by The Timmeh April 4, 2009
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