A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
by AtlasRider July 24, 2009
Get the stumbling distancemug. Guy: Let's go to my place....
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
by Em Dash March 10, 2011
Get the Cartwheel Distancemug. When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
Get the Distance Fishingmug. breaking up without the traditional negative actions and emotions of anger, jealousy, rage, depression, down-rapping the ex, burning things they left at your house, calling up the new gf/bf and screaming at them. Breaking up without sacrificing the friendship.
A friendly uncontested divorce - where the individuals do not need lawsuits and TROs - is an example of graceful distancing.
A friendly uncontested divorce - where the individuals do not need lawsuits and TROs - is an example of graceful distancing.
My husband Jim and I are graceful distancing, but we are not divorced yet. He moved out without any screaming or blaming. We are still friends.
We split the weekends with the kids. We both go to parent teachers conferences. We each kept our retirement accounts. I asked for child support but no alimony.
We still do Thanksgiving & Christmas and birthdays together with the kids, and we have talked about integrating our new lovers next year.
We split the weekends with the kids. We both go to parent teachers conferences. We each kept our retirement accounts. I asked for child support but no alimony.
We still do Thanksgiving & Christmas and birthdays together with the kids, and we have talked about integrating our new lovers next year.
by kip seeks December 7, 2010
Get the graceful distancingmug. by Sern December 24, 2021
Get the Chandigarh Distancemug. A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
by yobreakfast October 22, 2011
Get the Australian distancemug. by GatSmith January 31, 2014
Get the shitting distancemug.