When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 24, 2011
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*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019
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Possibly the funniest and craziest fandom ever. Directioners are very stalker-ish but are entertaining and funny. Although they have some bad street cred, most are very nice and are a tight knit group.
Me: You should use L'oreal
Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.
A Directioner posted this on Instagram
Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.
A Directioner posted this on Instagram
by ImThatMuchCooler March 16, 2013
Get the Directioner mug.1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game
2. A Sex Game
by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009
Get the Distraction Halo mug.Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.
Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism
by Directionaters Suck October 14, 2012
Get the Directionaterism mug.Someone who is NOT a Directionator. A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.
a- This month is Louis Tomlinson's birthday. Its the 24th of December! Maybe I will mail him carrots!
b- You must be a Directioner.
b- You must be a Directioner.
by @Chicago1Dfan December 26, 2011
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