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monk dimin'

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.
"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles
by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008
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diminishing marginal returns

phenomenon in which greater input of effort, money, etc. yields smaller results. Crucial part of the idea is that if you're using x to get y results (where y is the thing you want). then additional input a will yield additional results b, but not in the same proportion as before.

On average, before, you put in x to get y, so your yield was y/x. But if you increase x by amount a, then your results will be y + b, where

(y + b)/(x + a) < y/x

and this will only get worse.

Diminishing marginal returns (DMR) is used to explain why the supply curve in economics slopes upward, i.e., increasing the quantity supplied requires an increased price of most things.

Sometimes DMR is more than offset by "economies of scale," which allows more of a thing to be supplied more cheaply than a small amount.
At first his flowers and treats swept her off her feet, but then he had to do more and more lavish things to please her. It was a classic case of diminishing marginal returns.
by Abu Yahya June 3, 2009
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dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"
by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006
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Dimick

he can make love to me for eternity he's a god!
by anonymous May 6, 2005
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Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.
Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010
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Dimitar Davidkov

An intelligent, tall, talented and handsome young man who profoundly distrusts females of all kind and in every corner of the world. He is charismatic, funny and absolutely adorable. However, say one thing off his script and he will run for the hills. He would like to convince you that he is spinning plates and being a player, but deep down, he desires his one true and very real other self. He is an introverted thinker, relies on absolute truth and objective logic, he does not like to socialize unless he is forced to. He has an impenetrable armour and an ego of steel, but once his other self touches him with the exact thoughts he wishes to share, he becomes the most amazing human on Earth. He likes to be in control, needs to preserve his power because deep down, he simply doesn’t want to be betrayed.

P.S. he enjoys playing games, but hates when others make their own rules.
Mr. Dimitar Davidkov… Dimitar… you transformed my life in ways you can’t possibly imagine and you’ll never even know it.
by destinyisall July 17, 2021
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Dammit

1. Something Jack Bauer says alot.

2. A drinking game in which you watch 24 and drink every time Jack Bauer says "Dammit"
1. Jack: "Chloe I need you to track the suspects car via satellite."
Chloe: "Satellite's not up yet Jack"
Jack: "DAMMIT!!"

2. "Hey Bill 24's on tonight you want to bring a couple of shot glasses and some Jack Daniels?"
"Sure"
by Seth914 July 26, 2007
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