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DIMITRI

Who you might ask, is Dimitri ???
Well let me tell u With his God-like stature,& eyes you could get lost in 4 days(because believe me I have)He is without a doubt, the perfect gentleman.He may have high standards, those of which he will not be shy to define..But if he knows where your loyalties lie..u never know he might let that slide.He might as well be a God.(Rumor has it that he is Greek,what coincidence)Cause everyone worships the ground he walks upon..As soon as he enters a room,instantaneously, the energy changes, and&you will feel drawn towards him..(or be staring at him with your mouth wide open)But gaining his attention is not that easy.. 4 those elite few who have,trust me, we earned it.But never get on his bad side. Just like any God on Mount Olympus, he doesn't get mad often, but when he does, LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE!! & really all he'd have 2 do is just blink an eye..& he would say.."Hey everyone, tell this mortal 2 kiss his ass Goodbye"..(lol)Never tell him a lie..& as long as u r always on his side, &u r without a doubt his ride or die..u will vow 2 honor & defend him without a second thought in your mind..Then perhaps u will be privileged enough 2 c his hidden side, the Honest, Caring, Sweet, Kind-Hearted, Extremely Intelligent, A Little Wierd..(but aren't we all, I think he likes that) Loving, & Compassionate Man.So Ladies & guys that think that they r Gentlemen..(u know who u r. anyone who's not Dimitri,lol)Thats who I believe Dimitri is...
Hey, you know that guy Dimitri?
Which one?What do you mean, which one? "'There can be only one' DIMITRI." Lol.
BUT GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE'S ALL MINE!!!!!!
by RgLovesDp4ever August 7, 2024
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Dimitri

Dimitri is the type of person who winks at you in a gay manner that feels unsettling. Dimitri can be known for the most outrageous allocations (Pedophilia, Rape, Sexual assault). He also tends to have a filthy monobrow that can be seen from up to 2 km away. You can call Dimitri by his famous nickname eg. (D-faggot, Meech, Dim, Broobee, Sickly, Gargamel, GayBestfriend, DimMono, D-Meech)
by MEECH69!! May 23, 2024
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Dimitris

Most likely to be the richest person you know not like poor people like petros
Look is dimitris the guy that fucked my mom
by Mitsos kauliaris November 20, 2021
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Dimitri

My plug is selling Dimitri now, shit put me in another dimension
by don’tknowwhattoputhere September 2, 2021
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Dimitris

Xorto
Dimitris loves xorto
by Xortooo November 20, 2021
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Dimitris

A man, a myth, a legend a great guitarist overall nice guy and destroyer of anoying dickheads his name strikes fear onto his rivals and his massive long stare makes all girls love him his guitar skills whilst reduced can still prove more than enough for him to seduce ya mama also he hates gingers cause he watched that one south park episode also ya mum gae
Dimitris is hot
by Incontenentia buttocks April 7, 2022
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Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
by kfc tenders November 12, 2020
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