diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.
My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
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diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation
Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.
by Ashley Ashley December 05, 2007
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sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.
"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"
by big chopper July 31, 2003
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Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit
When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !
by nick shredder June 17, 2011
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finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.
she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.
by stuffy14 April 21, 2006
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