dickshop

to add a penis onto an image through the use of a photo manipulation program.

*in a thread involving lesbians and a tootise roll pop*

This is a wonderful opportunity for a dickshop, but i am too cocained to create it right now.

by Fred Analpickles September 12, 2013

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Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

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Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

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