Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Dinkpit

To be unusually abrasive in a single action as well as common tendencies and overall behaviour around others.

A Dinkpit may feel that is acceptable to pass flatulence in a sauna.

by Jimney Criggens January 8, 2011

Dickpin

To be wrongly and maliciously accused of shagging another man's woman.

For fuck sake can't you see I'm being dickpinned!

My ex-mate dickpinned me coz he saw me as a threat!

Don't dickpin me son or I really will give your wife some British love batter all over her template!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

dickpicament

A sticky situation, a tough perdicament, caused by a dick pic.

They just broke after he was snapchatting his dick pics on snapchat, it was quite the the dickpicament

by Harrybingleberry February 16, 2015

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Dicktit

a term used to describe a person that acts like an asshole. they are a complete and total dick, but that word just doesn't do them justice. so tit is added.

you're such a terrible human being. scratch that, you are a manipulative dicktit.

by DamnDudeItsJosie February 16, 2018