Dickbat

A baseball player who hits a long home run.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that Yankees Home Run?

Person 2: No who hit it?
Person 1: Granderson and his Dickbat

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

dick blast

the act of occupying the blast zone with one's genitals

Ben: "So Nate Dog, I hear you got some last night, hooked up with Elise, huh?"
Dan: "Yeah, give her a little bit of the squid?
Dylan: "Yeah, a little finger blast?"
Pat: "Nah, Nate Dog dick blasted the shit out of her last night."

by P. Ness Licur January 10, 2010

DarkBlasto

An a** and gay roblox player, works like sh** for nothing, bigger sellout then Starblasto, Big Gay, Sucks at memes, Starblasto can even give him The Big Gay award. He sucks at scripting, and his mom doesn't love him.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that gay a** roblox player DarkBlasto?
Person 2: He sucks, I know about him.

by dabonjakepaul January 20, 2019

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated

She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.

by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014