dendraphiliac

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sex with trees

You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2

by regieduboise April 3, 2008

dend

A complete and utter moron.
A whinning Tard
An Idiot

Hey, your acting like a dend !
I had my name changed, now i'm a dend !

by Canabys January 24, 2005

dendronecrohomobestipedophile

it all started one day when the magic ugmo sperm of kenneth denner came in contact with vd's (valerie denner) clap ridden crusty stale maggot infested puss leaking cunt. through a miracle of nature a single sperm survived this gaultlet of sti's and spawned the fat hairy dingle berry ridden mess that we know as the the tumour of society and professionaly acknoledged in necropedophilic circles as master of his art. not many dare to speak his name especially after seeing what he can do to young penguins. they call him...

Mark Denner phd.(necropedophile,skull fucking dead kids and sucking cold larva infested cum laced shit from dead tramps arses)

by insane from bearing witness February 5, 2004

Duende Boy

The brightest or main star in a constellation. Having the highest rank of its sex in a dominance hierarchy. Being the most prominent, talented, or aggressive person in a group.

He was the Duende Boy in the team, at the end of the game.

by Blue/Yellow/HotPink NixonWatch March 21, 2010

Dendrite

A conjunction used to describe when a book/movie just "don't end right".

don't end right -> d'endrite (or) dendrite

"Hey, sup bro, how was Harry Potter 7?"
" Aww, man it was cool, s'pecially when he broke his wand"
"Hmm, I dunno dude, it was kind of a dendrite."

by Dr. GLG May 18, 2009

dendron

dendron (n.): a hillbilly burdened with an unfathomable degree of stupidity, usually combined with unrealistic fantasy and poverty.

My boyfriend is such a dendron. He has the dumbest ideas.

by Idiotproof14 November 20, 2017

denderpheliac

some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.

some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked a tree, so i took the liberty to kick his sorry arse then i get my dog to shit on his corpse. then i shat gunpowder on his corpse because i had eaten some rocks earlier that day.

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004