The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by Spaz” January 27, 2021

Darth Federer

A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.

See Meastro

Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.

Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.

by Maestro732 November 18, 2009

darth tater

1) Starwars themed potato head
2) English Classroom Bathroom pass

Mr.Mateas wouldnt let Janine go use the bathroom without taking Darth tater with her.

by Lindina October 13, 2006

Grand Sensei-Master Dareth

Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.

"Now I, Grand Sensei-Master Dareth will use my BROWN POWER(shit) to defeat you"

by Grand sensei dareth September 24, 2021

Darkthrone

Formally 'death metal' currently true norweigan black metal formed 1986 in Kolbotn by Gylve 'Fenriz' Nagell and Ted 'Nocturno Culto' Skjellum. Darkthrone are very respected in BM circles are are seen as pivitol in the musical development of the genre, solidifing and the second generation sound. The band plays *very* misanthropic, *very* dark and 'evil' music that is often very fast paced and disturbing to most. Lyrics focus on hatred, death and 'Satan' though remaining mature and focused.

'Yes, Albaze in the Northern Sky, Under a Funeral Moon and Transilvanian Hunger are Darkthrones best works, but Sardonic Wrath kicks too!'

by amy-jay October 10, 2004

Dorothy

A gorgeous girl nicknamed Dottie, Toto, or sometimes Jottie Poo, whatever that means. It's always appropriate to make a Wizard of Oz joke around Dorothy. She's a girl that will always laugh and smile. A smile that can brighten anyone's day. She's incredibly smart as well. She's a great singer, musician, and friend.

"Hey Dorothy, wanna go see the wizard?"

by ZombifiedNarwhals June 7, 2014

darth vader

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005