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fart cushion

The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
by poopfetish September 10, 2012
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Head Crusher

1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.

2. A Megadeth song. Their first single from their upcoming album "Endgame". It's lyrics describe the torture device.
1. I think your parents considered putting you through the head crusher when you were born.

2. The solo in "Head Crusher" is not long enough!
by |\/| egadet |-| August 9, 2009
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Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
by elviscoolie October 7, 2009
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Cushioning

A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.
"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"
by doopdedee February 6, 2017
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The Cuse

The city of Syracuse, New York.

Nick name used by Syracuse natives when referencing their hometown and/or Syracuse University.
Did you watch the Cuse game last night?
by John Stamos April 3, 2005
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Missile Cushion

The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)

I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.
by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009
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fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009
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