The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
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Get the fart cushion mug.1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.
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When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
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Nick name used by Syracuse natives when referencing their hometown and/or Syracuse University.
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Get the Missile Cushion mug.A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
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