Schrödinger's Shower Curtain

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.

I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...

by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Draw The Curtains

When something outrageous is said that needs to be ridiculed.

Frank: "What! You expect me to go out to the laundry for you?"

Susan: "Yes Frank please"

Frank: "What's innit for me?"

Susan: "Just the thought of doing a good deed!"

Frank: "What! Ahhh... Draw the Curtains!!"

by DatDripBeDrippin January 6, 2012

Rusty curtains

Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:

1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.

2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.

3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.

Example for all 3 definitions:

She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.

by Majestic Majesty January 19, 2014

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005