Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.

This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 12, 2022

Cum-Guzzler

A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.

Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.

by rove nipperess September 18, 2022

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by iloveguzzlingcum February 22, 2025

Cum guzzler

your aunt this time (for variety's sake)

your aunt is a Cum guzzler

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Black African cum guzzler

When a black coon tries to guzzle that cum down his tight throat but ends up in his ass instead while his nans fat cock is wriggling in his pussy

Just no.... you black African cum guzzler

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025