Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019

crome

A pistol such as a colt and/or glock.

Tell yo friend i got da crome.

by BR1@N January 14, 2008

comer

Someone on the up and up, expected to succeed.

He was flying up through the ranks, a comer, making rapid progress in the crime hierarchy.

by sevenhn March 9, 2006

comer

Verb,
Portuguese,
Meaning "to fuck", though in normal use meaning "to eat"

Vou comer seu cu

I'm going to fuck you in the ass

by Henk121178 January 27, 2007

Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.

I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...

by gregory trayne May 29, 2008

Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

by qualidafial March 21, 2021

hora de comer

a tiktok joke. ask ur spanish teacher to say "its time to eat" in spanish

you: can you say its time to eat in spanish?
teacher: hora de comer
classmates: laugh

by blinks aggressively January 29, 2021