Dusty Critter

Dusty Critter(Adjective)
Pronounciation \ˈdəs-te ˈkri-tər\

A ghetto, filthy, and obnoxious person who does not get their facts straight; a person who had evidently lived under a rock, and is not "new".

Dusty Critter- Yo!1 What is up2 homies? Look! l got a new shirt from GAP and stole a free sample from the 99 Cent Store!

Gangsta- Where you live?

Dusty Critter- The Dump.

Gangsta- You damn Dusty Critter Doodoo Critter.

by Proper English Slangs March 22, 2009

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Sea Critters

The gross little sea animals that walk the sea floor. Does not include fish.

ex: Crabs

Maria won't touch the ocean floor because she is afraid of sea critters.

by Lethalxrose August 03, 2010

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split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy

im hunting the elusive split critter

by jackazz September 16, 2003

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critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 25, 2010

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critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.

Remember that boi I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.

by MountMan December 20, 2006

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