Pack of Crap

Something that is rubbish

That film Driven is a total Pack of Crap

by dirtydom February 18, 2010

penis cramp

when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).

" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

clifford crap

extremely large in size or amount

difficult to clean

"i've got a clifford crapload of work to do!"

by Debbie's Sister, Monique March 9, 2008

Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

by Tutua September 25, 2005

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap weasel

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.

Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"

by Milzo May 22, 2006

rap is crap

A very true phrase meaning just what it implies. ALL RAP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE, and that is pure fact. Stupid, talentless, immoral people (and I only mean ANYONE who writes rap or listens to it) include offensive, nasty elements in their music. Almost all rap is about sex, killing, raping, or ruh-spekt, and duh-howmeeez, and dah-getow, and duh-biches. RAP IS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND WRONG, and should never have existed, except, in one form. Hardcore rap used to be about Black pride and such, but since then, rap has just become mindless, stupid, SHIT, all about sex and rape and GaNgsTUhs.

All rappers can just go lie in a ditch and die, because rap is crap.

by CheesemanDOOD October 5, 2007