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Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.
"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
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corning

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.
"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."
by Daviedoo December 5, 2009
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cornish hen

A sexual position, similar to the missionary position, for very plain looking people having very plain sex. Little to no movement is involved.

The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.
Troy: Gross. I think Lenny is in there giving Pearl the old fashioned cornish hen.

Zack: But I don't hear anything.

Troy: Exactly.
by pantsman79 January 25, 2008
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Corning

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.
I was corning Marcel's asshole.
by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007
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Cornilious

The "cornilious" is most often used as a break up tactic when a couple is having sex and the male poops in his hand quietly and then throws it in his girlfriends face and rubs it in.
Greg just pulled a cornilious on his girlfriend now hes single again.
by Brownstien 3000 September 10, 2008
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Cornish

To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.
"He has just done a Cornish!"
by WeddingGuest July 3, 2009
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Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum
Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!
by Dr Danger September 1, 2010
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