Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.
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Sex position where the male twerks on the wall and the female approaches him from behind, grabs his penis, and jacks him of while licking his anal hole.
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Example 2: Jenna nearly took out my eye when she whispered her corn across the room.
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*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
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"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
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