Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
by stryfes13 December 09, 2013
You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
by Faeiju October 12, 2019
when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
by moe.pipes.groove May 24, 2009
When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
by YourDrunkStepDad December 01, 2011
Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.
Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?
Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.
Captain: Makes sense to me....
Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.
Captain: Makes sense to me....
by Tangaism69 June 08, 2011
by Young Conchby October 25, 2017