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comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the second person singular present tense of the Spanish verb "comprender".
It is mostly used in questions, meaning "do you understand?" "do you get it?"
-Spanish is the second most spoken language in the US, so how can one jerk come and say this word is from French!
Comprendez?
by Holden Caulfield April 16, 2005
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Comprendez

Comprendez is a Spanish word, for "Understand?"

Comprenez is the French equivalent, for comprendez.

Also, the English language is made up of around 30% French words, and barely any Spanish words, a little more if you add Taco Bell words.
Spanish: I don't want that item, comprendez?

French: Spanish sucks, don't ever speak it near me, comprenez?
by Tory_237 June 16, 2009
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conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'
Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"
by Mackem July 3, 2007
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conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call
You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.
by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011
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Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.
Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?
by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012
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Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
by Goetta June 2, 2015
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Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit
Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!
by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020
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