Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014

pipi colada

woman inserts pineapple juice, rum, lemon juice into vagina
man fucks her madly thus mixing the ingredients, then adds his very own coconut cream on top, slice of pineapple, cherry, umbrella.
Et voilà. Cin Cin.

"José, make me a pipi colada"
"love to"

by Krkič August 1, 2019

Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

by notlands July 13, 2020

pinya colada

funny, sweet, yummy, always there for you, total A Z N beauty, loving

let's pinya colada!

by pinya =D July 31, 2003

Penis Colada

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis

by dhill November 2, 2003

Pina Colada Beer Bong

To be sucking a mans junk, and getting frosting in yo mouth, suckaa.

ME AND MY GIRL DID A PINA COLADA BEER BONG JUST NOW

by CELENA AND DANIELLE, HOE. June 27, 2008

Colandate

The act of using a colander.

"Oh I just colandated the pasta"
"Can you colandate the pasta for me?"
"While I'm colandating the pasta can you take the garlic bread out the over?"

by WordWizzard42 April 8, 2023