COD 

1. a game that used to be amazing but too many 12 year olds that slept with my mom, supply drops, and futuristic combat ruined it
2. a fish with legs and squirts from its gills

little jimmy: I slep wit yo mum
pewdiepie: shut the fuck up
little jimmy: u sht up I have the nue weapons
pewdiepie: you used real money you pussy
little jimmy : at leest I have it u nopb
little jimmy: I mean nob
pewdiepie: I remember when cod was a fish and boots were on the ground and the weapons were available to dlc or season pass members. damn, they fucked up the game

COD by Creeuwusjs June 11, 2016

COD 

It's OCD but in alphabetical order; as it should be

He has COD
Whats COD
What people with OCD call themselves

COD by AC from Northern July 24, 2019

Cod 

A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.

1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!

2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.

3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!

Cod by Rat-Keeper September 9, 2012

CoD 

CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.

Also DoD for the ladies.

"By lacking an active sex life right now, I wish I had some CoD right about now."

CoD by Infynynt1 March 26, 2009

cod 

Another word for a testicle.

Ouch! I just smacked my right cod.

cod by poo eater May 3, 2003

COD 

Short for "Call of Duty"

Tom: Dude let's play COD.
Bob: OK.

COD by not a fish September 5, 2012

COD 

Cocks.Overpussy.Day
when a male or shemale is describing the game he/shemale is playing or will be playing. it means to fuck very hard day. COD is a very important day of the year if your catholic you will celibrate it often specially priests play SPOAH kinda like noah but its small penises over anal holes, yes it means fuck little boys.

yo bro im going over lisas to play some COD, do you wana come and play with me?

COD by jesusfollower April 25, 2011