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clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.
guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her
by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010
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Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.
by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010
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Clunge Plunderer

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.
Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"
by Clamlydia June 29, 2011
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clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.
I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.
by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011
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Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel
I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?
by SirGreg June 5, 2017
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Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.
Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."
by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020
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Clungepoo

A mix of the terms clunge and poonani
Get any action last night mate?
Yeah scored some mega clungepoo
by Nice Meaty Man March 14, 2021
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