Cloutmidia

a severe sexually transmitted disease, making the holder resonate with extreme amounts of swag , typically linked to a soundcloud rapper .

did you see the Gucci belt John was wearing today? I heard he caught the Cloutmidia.

by tttTorchie on that audio February 3, 2019

cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Clout Shark

The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout

Yo bro you really a clout Shark for shouting your self out on my media

by xcords October 20, 2018

blowing clouds

A term to describe the act of smoking meth. If smoked correctly, when the person exhales, the smoke looks like white, puffy clouds. PNP people blow clouds.

I was sucking him as he was blowing clouds.

by jangajinga September 21, 2009

Clout Vegan

A clout vegan is a vegan doing it for clout

So the clout vegan thinks they're helping the world... they think they're eating plants so that less animals are being eaten but in actual fact they're not making a difference because we still have CO2 emissions and global warming and if they were helping fix those, our animals would be okay and out world wouldn't be in a fucked up situation like it is now.

Clout vegans don't make a difference in this world

by NotACloutVegan November 21, 2019

beer clouds

Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.

Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.

by T1M3 August 23, 2011