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Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
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mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube
that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail
by cmja August 24, 2006
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Cocktail

Verb tense used to communicate the act of consuming cocktails.
“Let’s cocktail at 6 pm”, “Will you be cocktailing with me tonight?”
by Gatorgnome August 18, 2020
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stench cocktail

The odor created when more than one individual has a bowel-movement at the same time in a public restroom.
Everyone stall in the bathroom was occupied. There was a serious stench cocktail in there.
by juaquin November 17, 2002
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Las vegas cocktail

When a person mixes the prescription drugs Soma, oxycodone, xanax. usually a standard dose of each, as these are all very potent. 350-700soma 10-30mg oxy, 1-2mg xanax (benzos)

Note: some people have scripts for all 3 of these. some don't.
Mixing up a Las Vegas Cocktail and relaxing on the couch tonight! lets the games begin!
by RxGrad December 16, 2012
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Cocktail Joint

1. A joint rolled with hash aswell as weed and tobbaco.

2. A joint rolled with more than one type of weed in it.
Me: Ay, i got abit of dat hash left, wanna throw dat in with your weed and make a cocktail joint?

Tom: Yee man, roll dat shit up!
by Taskah Babee February 18, 2009
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pr0n cocktail

A variety of different articles of pornography. often arranged in a small bouquet or other festive packaging. Not for use with "cocktail sauce", though can result in "tartar sauce"
"Dude, i let my friend borrow my pr0n cocktail, and when he gave it back it was practically saturated in tartar sauce"
by Fireconverse November 21, 2004
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