Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

Calum Clachair

The Gaelic version of the cartoon "Bob the Builder."

Calum Clachair airs on BBC ALBA in Scotland. It one of the very few cartoons dubbed in Scottish Gaelic.

by TiggerCelestia06 April 9, 2017

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

clench factor

a reliable and easy ratio used to measure a man's hottnes based on his ability to clench his jaw. the more a man clenches his jaw before he's about to kiss a girl, the hotter he is. this can be seen in the movie "step up."

"oh wow, this guy's clench factor definitely makes him worthy for me"

by sclurba August 22, 2006

Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."

by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012

c-leach

The act of having anal sex with many different men at the same time, usually unprotected

"I heard that girl pulled a c-leach last night, hope she got herself checked out"

"Ya, and then my boyfriend decided call over his friends, and we c-leached!"

"Honestly man, I got c-leached so hard last night, now I know how your mom feels."

by connor the dirty leacher June 1, 2009