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Clapping was invented by Dr. Felix Kjellberg when he tried to awkward handshake himself.
Clapping cured my ligma.
by Brad the teetotaler August 3, 2018
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American Clapping

An act of clapping where a single person starts, often unexpected, to clap. First slowly, but with increasing intensity as more people join in. Often seen in American movies, when someone performs an (unselfish) act of heroism.
John finally admitted he was an alcoholic at the AA-meeting today. I just had to start some American clapping.
by Zurk December 18, 2008
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Clapping Cheddar

to throw that cash money together and showin it off 2 duh hoes yuh dig HURRICAYNE CRIS N ELEPHANT TRUNK PRDUCS BBBGB TTTMH N DUH BOI HH
yo tony and mcwaters are clapping cheddar after they gota their paychecks from mkiy d'z!
by DUB HH January 7, 2008
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Clashing Colours

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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Booty Clapping

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.
Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.
by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020
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One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
by Filthclub July 10, 2010
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Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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