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Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
by Mr. Gooders August 6, 2017
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chonga

n. a girl, particularily of hispanic origin, that wears hoop earrings big enough to fit your arm through, big shirts and really small, tight shorts. Her shoes would most likely be really big sneakers, such as men's basketball shoes. Her hair would be worn very tightly gelled on her scalp, looking as though it would cut circulation. She probably outlines her lips with lip liner, but doesn't use any lipstick.
"Damnnnnn..look at that hoe ass chonga"
by skeeter February 11, 2004
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chingao

adjective
1. A variation of the Mexican Spanish word "chingado", the past participle of the verb chingar, meaning to rape, violate, or fuck. Literally, chingao means fucked up.

2. Chingao is also used as an exclamation of suprise, lament, or as a basic gap filler. The use of this particular prononuciation of the term chingado, is most common in North Mexico and in the Southwestern U.S. from Eastern Arizona down to South Texas.
Look at that vato's ride, it don't have a bumper and the rearview mirror is in the passenger seat, esta todo chingao, vato.

Chingao, bro you fuckin scared me with that shit.

You couldn't pick up any fajitas b/c the store was closed? Chingao, we're just gonna have puro sausages at the bar-b-que.

(after long story and uncomfortable silence) Chingao, pues, I tell you what vato, I gotta go.
by nacote January 10, 2005
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chingado

Chingado is a spanish term for "fucker", from the base verb, chingar.
"Hey chingado, watch it!"
"Uh, yea you too, chingado."
by J-Stizzy December 28, 2005
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Que la chingada

QLC: equivalent to WTF.

Que =What
la = the/of
chingada = fuck
That guy just punched your mom in the face, que la chingada!!!
by ChristineKK October 2, 2009
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Big chungas

BIg chungas is awesome and fun lord he is cool lol
by noodlesreaper January 16, 2019
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chongalicious

a girl who is chonga to the max, deliciously chonga, the kind of girl who is stylishyly ghetto.
by La Alexita July 1, 2008
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