Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

by poontang July 13, 2006

Chariot

A sex position involving pinning a chair over someone's chest and shitting on their face

Max asked for a chariot when visiting the local strip club.

by Dn201 February 2, 2020

charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.

I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.

by Micah A. March 15, 2008

Charlito Bandito

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

by Broken Hipster June 3, 2011

Bogan chariot

Cars which are highly desirable in Australian working class suburbs. Usually a hotted-up Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon.

Wayne thinks his GT Falcon is the duck's guts, but it's such a bogan chariot.

by azicat March 30, 2009

Charity Orgasm

An orgasm which is given out of an uncomfortable sense of duty; much like parting with small change when confronted with a bucket shaking Salvation Army worker. You don't want to give it, but you'll be made to feel a total shit if you don't.

Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.

He closed his eyes and thought of Beyoncé whilst making his charity orgasm donation to his long term "fat", "rancid" and "skanky" girlfriend.

by MagickDio October 15, 2010