1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
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Get the Charity Cookie mug.(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
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Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.
The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people. Of course they were going to keep claiming to be trustworthy, it was to their advantage to do so, that was what kept them in business.
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Get the Charity mug.Someone elegant and gorgeous who cares about others well-being. The name itself means “Noble Descent” as well as “Honored” and “Respected”. Can be fun and cheerful but has a lot of wisdom and you can always come to her for some advice if you are in trouble. Her face is well defined and just looks like a doll and knows her etiquettes. Cold on the outside but very warm on the inside, an ice princess.
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1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)
2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)
2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.
The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.
I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.
2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.
I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.
2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
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Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.
by MikeWW January 7, 2004
Get the charity chop mug.the coolest chick you could ever meet. Beautiful, brilliant, peaceful, down to earth, and wicked sweet. also the greatest and most loyal friend you could ever have. People are totally jealous of her awesomeness and her kick-ass personality. Many people wish they were as fly as this girl but they never will be. you may feel threatened or intimidated by charity... you should. she could take you out in a heartbeat.
person 1 : whoa check out that chick. she's almost as cool as charity.
person 2: pshh no one's as cool as charity
person 2: pshh no one's as cool as charity
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