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Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.
Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?
by Jizzones February 25, 2006
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Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.
"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."
by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009
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Chippy Oik

Definitions =
Chippy - Sensitive and defensive about their feeling of inferiority.
Oik - An obnoxious person.
Chippy Oik - An inferior obnoxious person.
"You're a chippy oik and I've had a belly full of you" - Lady C
by molmol44 December 22, 2019
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Crappy Sack

Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.

If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.
Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??
by MotorboatinSOB October 30, 2007
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Chappism

The credo of the anarcho-dandy, as set out in The Chap Manifesto
"The rising tide of chappism struck fear into the hearts of the vulagaroisie."
by Matthew Wainewright October 16, 2008
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P Crappy

To realize the next day your life sucks, your not rich and famous and you have the worst hangover ever.
Man we partied so hard last night I woke up this morning feeling like P Crappy
by Robert95z March 2, 2010
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The Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.
Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"
by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011
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