The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

Caelen

A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.

"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."

"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."

by BearBearBearBear February 4, 2010

Calen

often used as a boy name but calen's that are girls are louder than life. Always giving out advice. They are the sweetest people you will ever meet and incredibly attractive. Calen is very emotional but always knows how to be strong when she needs to be

I'll ask Calen what to do!

by kloslexi September 6, 2017

celebang

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

by GlazeHer January 16, 2014

facebook celeb wannabe

A stuck up snob who has 200- 3000 friends while only 5% are actually people they associate themselves with. These people are total attention whores who haven't done anything to change the world in any way and yet they have more friends and followers on facebook kissing their ass then some other actually famous celebrity or someone who can put a dent in the world.

what a facebook celeb wannabe. Douche bag has 2000 friends and now he/she thinks they're hot stuff. When they're nothing but a regular insignificant spec in society who's following the rest of the sheep.

by theguythatallthegirlswant December 8, 2009

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.

138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb

by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011