Cockeroy

Someone with a huge penis

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!

by John12345657 November 16, 2010

mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

double decker pecker checker

Someone who likes to check out huge floppy cocks on guys the size of a double decker bus.

Your mother is a double decker pecker checker.

by Trapped Inside This Octavarium August 13, 2009

cuckery

is an act of being a cuck

-yo! did you watched the first pisode of Hazbin Hotel?

-dude stop, that shit is pure cuckery

by DannyXjsu December 17, 2019

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009