by SinfulVirtue March 02, 2020
2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 04, 2011
I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.
by Nickidewbear March 30, 2014
Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.
A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
Liking every post on Facebook out of purely moral intentions but irritating everyone on your friends list.
He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
by shots of expresso April 16, 2013
Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
by freakylouise December 23, 2010
When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
by miss gradenko June 22, 2011