cockmop

COCKMOP is an acronym for the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge Minister of Propaganda. Basically, the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge believes only what you can have cognitive knowledge of.

A COCKMOP wanted to recruit me for his church today.

by Bonio05 June 12, 2007

cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

Cockmouth

A man who sucks another man's penis. An extremelely gay person.

Kenny is a cockmouth for technically sucking drew's penis. I'm sure drew didn't mind though.

by Yamo May 27, 2006

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

Cackboy

Someone who is in love with the cack. Also a homosexual who hasn't come out of the closet. They deny their homosexuality.

You're fuckin' gay!
No I'm not dude!
You love the cack, cackboy!

by RYS October 18, 2004

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004