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buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
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Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.
Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.
by catsdogslivingtogether January 25, 2019
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[Butter] [Trail]

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
by Travis Pfeiffer January 30, 2009
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Butter noose

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.
Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.
by aretegroup September 17, 2016
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Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.
Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.
Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.
by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017
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