crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.

Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.

by Grundoid June 12, 2008

badgermole

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.

"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

BudderCreme

BudderCreme, or Budder (for short), is the description of a friend acting gay like, often through advertising fake advertising of Brazzers and PornHub Premium accounts, and a girlfriend.

Not to be confused with BudderCreming: the ejaculation to virtual girls, through cock and ball toture.

BudderCremes also have the tendancy to cancel flights, and call other friends gay.

"My friend, BudderCreme is gei.", "Budder is very gei"

by SyntraxSeineMum June 3, 2021

Bugger bars

Longer than average side burns in both length and depth on a man, so long that they can be grabbed on to by an intruder from behind to aid a buggering

Blimey, that bloke over there has some serious bugger bars

by Woomers December 7, 2021

tree buggerer

A term used for someone who is at odds with environmentalists and would prefer to cut down all the trees they possibly could for both fun and profit.

Those of us who travel in conservation circles called the ex-Pravda President the tree buggerer!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007