Brundlefuck

Brundlefuck - Noun

A Brundlefuck is a person who is so stupid they will never fit into society and the words "dumbfuck" and "clusterfuck" no longer apply to them.

OR

Someone who has done something so immensely stupid they will never live it down. They've done this either to prove themselves, win a bet, or to rise to everyone else's level, but they really only degrade their image in the minds of others.

-Two men, one of which who is immensely wasted, the other one sober, are seen rocketing off a ramp in an old Gremlin. Amazed onlookers cry out in terror, admiration, and boredom.-

Terry: I saw two guys in there.
Hillary: Really now.
Terry: Yeah. Who do you think is the bigger brundlefuck?
Hillary: I'm guessing the drunk guy, for driving that thing?
Terry: No, it's the sober guy, for willingly participating in this stunt.

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Todd swam in a septic tank last thursday as part of a bet. What a brundlefuck. I'm gonna make sure he never forgets this.

by *8 June 24, 2009

brundle

A sizable collection of pears.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire brundle of pears!

by Burt Maclain September 25, 2013

bruncledad

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 18, 2008

bruntlett

The faulting in the scrotum caused by the friction between the tectonic testes.

A man should take pride in his bruntlett, for it is a veritable family crest, or heirloom, if one will.

She licks a pretty pretty pretty pretty good bruntlett

by Marcell Marceaux Stringfellow IV July 20, 2008

Bruntlett

The crease in the scrotum between the testes caused by years of separation and tension.

A bruntlett is something that a man should be proud of for it is a veritable family crest or heirlooom if you will that is passed down from generation to generation.

by Marcell Marceaux Stringfellow IV December 28, 2005

Broncle

Someone that, in some aspects of your friendship with him, is a big brother (e.g. Pays you out and jokes around but knows when to just stop and listen) but in other aspects, an uncle (e.g. Your mum or dad has also adopted him as their brother.....hm). You really can't decide so he just becomes both, smooshed together :)

Thanks for listening Broncle, you're the best!

encouragment great listener thanks love ya
SHELLFISH!!

by Lozzavoji October 22, 2013

Buncle

A relative that is simultaniously your brother and your uncle. This is possible by your grandfather concieving a child with your mother. The child is your uncle in the way of it being your grandfather's offspring and your brother in the way of your mother's offspring.

Jeff is actually my buncle. Grandad had sex with mom and had him.

by I MADE BUNCLE March 18, 2015