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Brundlefuck 

Brundlefuck - Noun

A Brundlefuck is a person who is so stupid they will never fit into society and the words "dumbfuck" and "clusterfuck" no longer apply to them.

OR

Someone who has done something so immensely stupid they will never live it down. They've done this either to prove themselves, win a bet, or to rise to everyone else's level, but they really only degrade their image in the minds of others.
-Two men, one of which who is immensely wasted, the other one sober, are seen rocketing off a ramp in an old Gremlin. Amazed onlookers cry out in terror, admiration, and boredom.-

Terry: I saw two guys in there.
Hillary: Really now.
Terry: Yeah. Who do you think is the bigger brundlefuck?
Hillary: I'm guessing the drunk guy, for driving that thing?
Terry: No, it's the sober guy, for willingly participating in this stunt.

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Todd swam in a septic tank last thursday as part of a bet. What a brundlefuck. I'm gonna make sure he never forgets this.
Brundlefuck by *8 June 24, 2009
Words you can keep

bundlefuck 

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.
"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."
bundlefuck by Moggraider September 6, 2005

Bunglefucker 

A gay man who is attracted to "Bears" (older, hairy, gay men). Derived from notoriously hairy and slightly camp Rainbow character Bungle.
"Jesus, have you seen who Terry's with tonight"

"I know, he must be a right Bunglefucker"
Bunglefucker by printwarrior December 16, 2006

Bundletuck 

- An organization of sleeping accommodations, much like like the American pioneers or the noble Geats in Beowulf, where the resting people sleep close and in a compact grouping.

- A legendary fellowship of Good, founded in Hamilton, NJ, on January 10th, 2009, after making a pilgrimage to White Castle at 4am.
"Dude, push those couches closer together."
"Why?"
"Bundletuck."
Bundletuck by JKoval January 10, 2009

Bunglefuck 

A situation that has gone horribly wrong, either due to circumstance or ineptitude.
After arriving at work and seeing that the boss had tried to "fix" the situation, he knew that the project had become a bunglefuck.
Bunglefuck by BlackFractal February 5, 2010

Bunglefuck 

1. A word used when climbing ropes or gear become hopelessly entangled
2. A hopelessly tangled mass of just about anything.
Jesus man this rope is in quite the bunglefuck.

My room is bunglefucked beyond belief
Bunglefuck by Dirty Adam July 5, 2010

east bunglefuck 

a word made by scott reffering to where my cousin lives. you use it reffering to somewhere far.
noel:wheres the party?
Dane:all the was in east bunglefuck.
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