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Brooks Conrad

To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.

This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)

also acceptable are:

"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"
Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am

Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there

Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!
by Boola Boola October 12, 2010
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Tessa Brooks

A dancer, actor, youtuber. Once was on team 10 but left due to differences. She’s a positive queen who actually has talent unlike some others part of that trash team.
Tessa Brooks is inspired me to start dancing again
by Starryview May 2, 2018
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brooksville

A quaint historic town in central Florida. Graced by beautiful trees and brick roads, historic houses and buildings. Of course there are not so nice areas, as with every city. Currently a lot of indie/hipster type poeple love to antique, thrift, bike, and take pictures with their fancy cameras or lomos all throughout different parts of Brooksville.
Hey wanna go explore Brooksville this afternoon and take some photos with my new Holga?
Yeah, mate. Bville's lovely.
by tallulah20 January 15, 2011
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Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.
Garth Brooks is a good country artist.
by 1069 December 26, 2005
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Brookside

The most dangerous place to live in Britain.
Eeer that patio looks like it needs takin up!
by hellboy October 20, 2004
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Brookes

The definition of friendly. A kind spirited person, most likely a girl. Someone who's smile lights up a room and people know that a Brookes has arrived. They are also amazing in bed and are also known as "orgasm wizzards"
"Did you see that girl walk in?!"
"Yeah...I bet she's a total Brookes in the bedroom"
by Max'o'gasm September 6, 2013
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Barf Brooks

the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".
1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.

2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.

Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
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