Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

michelle branch

An awesome singer/songwriter/musician.
Not a poser like Lindsay Lohan.

The complete oppisite of Lindsay Lohan

by Michelle Luver February 21, 2005

tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Spring Branch, TX

An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.

That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football

by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009

Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

Brachmen

A rare variation of the surname Brachman. Originated in Gaul. Brachman is a medieval addition of Brach, with the added man.

Hm, you're the first person I've met with the surname "Brachmen".

by DuesofLacuna August 16, 2009

Biz-Batch

When a person ejaculates in their own belly button or someone else's belly button.

"I didn't have any clean bowls left this morning for my cereal so I put a cheerio in my belly button and Biz-Batched"

"I totally pulled out and did a biz-batch.

by Snatch Savage December 10, 2010